Hey now! #21stbirthday ha!
Tt big boys! Miss these liddo hooligans.
I bet taylor was sitting at home watching this while writing a song about you
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this is literally the cutest thing i have ever seen and if you pull these faces at me i will have no choice but to kiss your adorable face
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"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.
Well, they’re not wrong…
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I am not anti-social, I am selectively social.
your characters are like geodes
if you want to see what they’re really made of
you must break them
this is the best writing tip ive heard in ages
Frank Ocean (via xrikachu)
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How to spoon:
- Dick hard on the butt
- Titty in my hand
- Kiss ya neck
- Hell yeah
HOW TO SPOON
- DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
- TITTY IN MY HAND
- KISS YA NECK
- H E L L Y E A H
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this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site
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accidentally woke up at 4 but i watched the sunrise
wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy